Wine joke (and a litlle bit dirty....)

  • Undercover

    Dear Prikkers

    I am sure, that real gentlemen like you will recognise the reasons

    for being careful with details in this little cute story.

    A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his

    girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton.

    The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in

    the glass for tasting. The customer picks up the glass, smells the

    wine, and puts it down on the table with a thud.

    'This is not the 1928 Mouton.'

    The waiter assures him it is, and soon there is another twenty people

    surrounding the table including the chef and the manager trying to

    convince the man that the wine is the 1928 Mouton. Finally someone

    asks him how he knows that it is not the 1928 Mouton.

    ‘My name is Phillipe de Rothschild, and I make the wine.’

    Finally, the original waiter steps forward and admits that he

    poured the Clerc Milon 1928.

    "I could not bear to part with our last bottle of 1928 Mouton. You

    know Clerc Milon, it is in the same village as Mouton, you pick the

    grapes at the same time, the same cepage, you crush in the same way, you put

    them into similar barrels. You bottle at the same time, you even use eggs

    from the same chickens to fine them. The wines are the same, except

    for a small matter of geographic location."

    Rothschild beckons the waiter forward, and whispers to him:

    'When you return home tonight, ask your girlfriend to remove her

    underwear. Put one finger in one opening, another finger in the

    other, then smell both the fingers. You will understand what difference a

    small distance in geographic location makes."

    :D

  • Christian Callec

    Well, well, well…

    Very, very, very …. old and well-known… even on this ‘prick’ board… :P

    Xian

  • MaartenZzzzz

    Reasons to be cheerfull bedoel je!

    moet ik gelijk denken aan de helaas overleden Ian Dury

    wat een waanzinnig nummer is dat toch!!

    Voor de liefhebber de URL

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoOjtNs9EOk

  • MaartenZzzzz

    The song needs more cowbell…….a lot more cowbell.

  • Ruud Göebel

    Ik denk zomaar, dat deze gehele draad in het crachoir behoort te belanden!!(td)

    Ruud.

  • MaartenZzzzz

    Ruud ruud ruud,

    de cowbell sketch behoort tot het culturele erfgoed dat ons door Youtube is gegeven. Een klassieker die niet te denken valt uit deze tijd en van minstens even veel cultureel belang is als deze klassieker:

    2 girls and a cup

    www.nieechtnie.com

  • Wim dL

    2 girls one cup, mijn waarde…

    En daar wil ik hierna NOOIT meer aan herinnerd worden.